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  Nonfiction

  India: From Midnight to the Millennium

  The Elephant, the Tiger, and the Cell Phone

  Nehru: The Invention of India

  Fiction

  The Five-Dollar Smile and Other Stories

  The Great Indian Novel

  Show Business

  Riot

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  WRITING AND WRITERS

  Shashi Tharoor

  Copyright © 2005, 2011 by Shashi Tharoor

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  The essays collected in this book have appeared, in slightly different form, in the following publications: the New York Times Book Review, the Washington Post, the Washington Post Book World, Indian Express, Hindu, Seminar, India Today Plus, World Policy Journal, International Herald Tribune, and Newsweek International. They have been revised, updated, and edited for inclusion in this volume Permission to reproduce previously published material is gratefully acknowledged.

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  Contents

  Preface

  ONE: INSPIRATIONS

  1. Growing Up with Books in India

  2. Revenging Rudyard, Subverting Scarlett

  3. Mining the Mahabharata: Whose Culture Is It Anyway?

  4. In Defense of the Bollywood Novel

  5. A Novel of Collisions

  6. Art for Heart's Sake

  TWO: RECONSIDERATIONS

  7. Right Ho, Sahib: Wodehouse and India

  8. The Last Englishman: Malcolm Muggeridge

  9. Blood and Bombast: Winston Churchill

  10. The Spy Who Stayed Out in the Cold

  11. Remembering Pushkin

  12. The Committed Poet

  13. Speaking Ill of the Dead: Nirad Chaudhuri

  14. R. K. Narayan's Comedies of Suffering

  15. The Enigma of Being V. S. Naipaul

  16. Salman Rushdie: The Ground beneath His Feet

  THREE: THE LITERARY LIFE

  17. Rushdie's Reappearance

  18. Books and Botox

  19. Illiteracy in America

  20. The Great American Literary Illusion

  21. Literature, S'Il Vous Plait

  22. Bharatiya Sanskriti in the Big Apple

  23. The Poets of Protocol

  24. The Critic as Cosmetologist

  25. The Cultural Geography of Criticism

  26. How Not to Deal with a Bad Review

  27. Elegy for a Literary Monument

  28. Why the Yeti Brings Hope to a Land without Snow

  29. How Riot Nearly Caused a Riot

  FOUR: APPROPRIATIONS

  30. With Friends Like These

  31. From the Bathtub to Bollywood

  32. For Whom the Bill Tolls

  33. The Rise of the Political Litterateur

  34. Homage in Huesca

  35. Is There a “St. Stephen's School of Literature”?

  36. Quotes of Many Colors

  37. The Pornography of Poverty?

  FIVE: INTERROGATIONS

  38. Bookless in Baghdad

  39. Globalization and the Human Imagination

  40. The Anxiety of Audience

  Preface

  OVER THE YEARS I HAVE FOUND MYSELF expressing opinions on a host of subjects, in the op-ed pages of an assortment of newspapers around the world and as a fortnightly columnist, initially for the Indian Express and, since April 2001, for the Hindu. My pieces have ranged eclectically from cricket to politics and from Indian history to the challenges facing the United Nations. And many of them, inevitably, have dealt with matters literary.

  Bookless in Baghdad is a collection of forty of my essays on literary topics, which have appeared in a variety of publications over the past decade. They span a broad range of concerns emerging from my own experience as an Indian writer (and reader!), but they share a literary provenance: none of my writings on nonliterary subjects have been included. All the essays have been written for the layperson rather than the academic specialist. They vary in length and tone depending on the publication for which they were first written, and though many have been revised and updated to see the light of day in 2005, I have not altered the views or judgments they originally contained.

  Though I have reviewed many books, including several Indian novels, I have not included any of my book reviews in this collection. Rather, this volume seeks to assemble my ruminations on aspects of the literary experience that go beyond any single book. I hope that these essays will prove illuminating at times and provocative at others, and above all that they will impart something of the pleasure that the acts of reading and writing have always given me. To me, books are like the toddy tapper's hatchet, striking through the rough husk that enshrouds our minds to tap into the exhilaration that ferments within.

  More than a century ago, Walter Pater wrote of art as “professing frankly to give nothing but the highest quality to your moments as they pass.” That may be all that reading offers; but it is no modest aspiration.

  I

  Inspirations

  1

  Growing Up with Books in India

  GROWING UP AS THE CHILD of middle-class parents in urban India in the late 1950s and ’60s meant growing up with books. Television did not exist in the Bombay of my boyhood, and Nintendo (let alone the personal computer) was not even a gleam in an inventor's eye. If your siblings were, as in my case, four and six years younger (and worse, female), there was only one thing to do when you weren't with your friends. Read.

  I read copiously, rapidly, and indiscriminately. Chronic asthma often confined me to bed, but I found so much pleasure in the books piled up by my bedside that I stopped resenting my illness. Soon reading became the central focus of my existence; there was not a day in my childhood that did not feature a book, or several. One year I kept a list of the volumes I'd finished (comics didn't count), hoping to reach 365 before the calendar did. I made it before Christmas.

  An abiding memory is of my mother coming into my room around eleven every night and switching off the light. I wasn't smart enough to think of holding a flashlight under the covers, but sometimes I would wait for my parents to fall asleep in their room, then surreptitiously switch my light on again to finish the book they'd interrupted.

  It was, of course, my mother who'd started me off on the bad habit to begin with. When I was still in diapers, she would read to me from the Noddy books of Enid Blyton, stories about a nodding wooden doll and his friends in Toy-land. My mother jokes that she read them so badly, I couldn't wait to grab the books from her myself; by the time I was three I was reading Noddy, and soon moving on to other stories by Blyton, easily the world
's most prolific children's author, whose prodigious output (over two hundred books) could take you through an entire childhood. When I outgrew Noddy, there were Enid Blyton fairy tales, nursery fantasies, and retold legends; by seven I started on her thrilling mysteries of the Five-Find-Outers (and Dog); by eight I discovered her tales of British boarding-school life, midnight feasts and all; by nine I was launched on the adventures of the “Famous Five” and of four intrepid British teenagers in another series that always had the word adventure in its titles (The Ship of Adventure, The Castle of Adventure, and so on). Today, Enid Blyton has become the target of well-intentioned but overearnest revisionists, her stories assailed for racism, sexism, and overall political incorrectness. But my postcolonial generation (and today's Indians too) read her books entranced by her extraordinary storytelling skills and quite indulgent of her stereotypes. After two hundred years of the Raj, Indian children know instinctively how to filter the foreign — to appreciate the best in things British, and not to take the rest seriously.

  For colonialism gave us a literature that did not spring from our own environment, and whose characters, concerns, and situations bore no relation to our own lives. This didn't bother us in the slightest: a Bombay child read Blyton the same way a Calcutta kindergartner sang “Jingle Bells” without ever having seen snow or sleigh. If the stories were alien, we weren't alienated; they were to be read and enjoyed, not mined for relevance.

  Indeed, the most popular British children's books other than Enid Blyton's were the ones that didn't take themselves too seriously. My own favorites were the “William” books of Richmal Crompton, minor masterpieces of brilliantly plotted hilarity involving the escapades of an irrepressible schoolboy (all tousled hair, grubby face, and cheeks bulging with licorice allsorts) who was forever tumbling into ditches, pulling off outrageous schemes, and messing up his elder sister's love life. A close second came the Billy Bunter series by Frank Richards, whose stories under half a dozen pseudonyms earned him attention in George Orwell's famous essay on schoolboy fiction. Richards created an uproarious world of British public-school characters, from the eponymous Bunter (“a fat, frabjous frump”) to his doughty Yorkshire classmate John Bull. There was even a dusky Indian princeling, improbably named Hurree Jamset Ram Singh, who played cricket magnificently, mixed his metaphors in a series of sage howlers, and answered to the name of “Inky.” I suppose that, reading the books in independent India half a century after they were written, I ought to have been offended; but I was merely amused, for Frank Richards never wrote a dull word in his long and productive career.

  Another hardy perennial was Capt. W. E. Johns, whose hero Biggles made his literary debut as a World War I flying ace and agelessly fought through World War II and the Cold War before his creator finally — in the RAF jargon he made so familiar to us — “went West.” (Biggles's adventures inspired my own first work of published fiction at age ten — a credulity-stretching saga of an Anglo-Indian fighter pilot, “Operation Bellows” — but that is another story.)

  Blyton, Bunter, Biggles: that insidious imperialist Macaulay had done his work too well, his policies spawning a breed of Indians the language of whose education made them a captive market for the British imagination. What about Indian books? Sadly, I suffered a major handicap: my parents’ peripatetic life (I was born in London, grew up in Bombay, and would move to Calcutta before I turned thirteen) cut me off from the literature of my mother tongue, Malayalam. As with other children of migratory Indians, English became the language not only of my schoolbooks but of my private life: I played with my friends in English, quarreled with my sisters in English, wrote to my relatives in English — and read for pleasure in English.

  The colonial inheritance made this a common predicament among urban, English-educated Indians. But where more proficiently bilingual children like my former wife, growing up in Calcutta, also read nonsense verse and fairy tales in vivid Bengali, I had to make do with Lear and Grimm and Hans Christian Andersen in English. There were few good Indian children's books available in English in a market still dominated by the British. The one area where Indian publishers could hold their own was in retelling the Indian classics. I remember several versions of the traditional tales I'd heard from my grandmother — episodes from the Ramayana and the Mahabharata (which later inspired my first novel), and the fables of the ancient Jatakas and the Panchatantra. Many of the fables had become familiar in the West through their retelling by Aesop, and thanks to the colonial legacy, we had the European versions too.

  The other Indian stories I remember enjoying as a child were clever short tales about Birbal and Tenaliraman, two wise and witty men from opposite corners of the country who resolved problems in what were essentially extended anecdotes. The government-sponsored Children's Book Trust began publishing subsidized books for Indian children during the 1960s, but their quality was erratic and could not match the allure of their imported competitors. Today, their list features Indian equivalents of Enid Blyton, including a series devised explicitly to counter gender stereotypes. Indian kids today also have an indigenous answer to America's famous Classics Illustrated, the Amar Chitra Katha series, which retells myths, legends, and historical stories in attractive comics — and has Indianized the sensibilities of its readers in a manner unavailable to me when I was growing up in India.

  But English did give me access to a broader world. Before I was thirteen I had read English translations, and competent abridgments, of Camus, Chekhov, Dostoyevsky, Hermann Hesse, and Tolstoy. Mark Twain and Melville's Moby-Dick, also adapted for younger readers, brought America to us, but in our daily reading the United States didn't fare as well as the former colonial power. Of course we had access to the Bobbsey Twins and the Hardy Boys, but there seemed to be something faintly brash and spurious about them: British books, we were brought up to believe, set the real standard.

  The classroom, with its British-inspired curriculum, was a rich source of inspiration. At the age of nine I was reading Lamb's Tales from Shakespeare, at ten Charles Dickens's Oliver Twist (both unabridged); and the Bard himself, mildly expurgated, made an appearance on the syllabus when I was eleven. In the same year, an otherwise detestable teacher dictated a passage from P. G. Wodehouse as a spelling test, and launched me on the first great passion of my life.

  It took me some seven years to find and finish all ninety-five of the master's books, but the pleasure he gave will last a lifetime. When, a month short of my twelfth birthday, my father — then thirty-eight — was taken to the hospital after a massive heart attack, the only thing that could console me, keep me whole and sane, as my father battled for his life in intensive care, was the compelling magic of a Wodehouse novel. To be transported to his idyllic world of erudite butlers and eccentric baronets, with its overfed pigs, bellowing aunts, and harebrained attempts to pinch police-men's helmets, offered what every stressed-out child needs, an alternative to reality. (Wodehouse's farcically elaborate plotting, drolly literate style, and sidesplitting humor were, of course, their own rewards.) Dad pulled through, and I have remained eternally grateful. India is still the only country where Wodehouse has both a mass and a cult following, if the word mass can be applied at all to the tiny minority who read English; he is, after all, as widely read in India as, say, Agatha Christie.

  Childhood is also, of course, a time for comics, and here American ones were greatly preferred to British. To an Indian child, the world portrayed in Archie or Richie Rich seemed infinitely more desirable than that of Beano. (Comics also made us aware of changing U.S. sensibilities. I still remember the first time black faces appeared on the Main Streets of comic strips, and what that taught me about the state of race relations in America.) The Classics Illustrated series was a sort of children's Reader's Digest Condensed Books, offering colorful capsule versions of more demanding literature, from Huckleberry Finn to Around the World in Eighty Days. But my favorite comics were the Belgian Tintin stories, brilliantly translated by the British team of A
nthea Bell and Derek Hockridge. Hergé’s perfectly sketched adventures of the boy reporter, his dog Snowy, and his sailor friend Captain Haddock (whose salty tongue produced delightfully polysyllabic invective — “bashi-bazouk!” “troglodyte!” “cercopithecus!”) are classics of their kind. As clever, if not quite as thrilling, was the Asterix series, featuring an indomitable Gaulish village resisting Julius Caesar's Romans (who all bore appropriately Latinate names, from Marcus Ginantonicus to Crismus Bonus).

  So mine was, all in all, an eclectic literary childhood. It is, I suppose, a uniquely Indian experience to embrace both Biggles and Birbal, Jeeves and the Jatakas, Tintin and Tenaliraman, in your reading. Growing up as a reader in India left me with a vivid sense of books devoured as sources of entertainment, learning, escape — and vicarious experience.

  The most difficult moments of my childhood came on one day every year, the holy day of Saraswati Puja. Hindus dedicated the day to the goddess of learning through prayer and ritual and, paradoxically, by denying themselves the joys of reading or writing. Despite the most strenuous efforts, I could never master the required degree of self-denial. If I successfully pushed my books aside, I would find myself reading the fine print on the toiletries in the bathroom or the fragments of old newspaper that lined my clothes drawers. But I think the goddess forgave me these transgressions. For I continued to read and to learn from books; and now she has even allowed me to write a few of them.

  2

  Revenging Rudyard,

  Subverting Scarlett

  EVERY WRITER NURTURES AN IDLE FANTASY (some more than one!), a project they toss around from time to time in their minds but never actually get around to putting down on paper. In my case I have long wanted to exact a sort of postcolonial revenge on that archimperial literary figure, Rudyard Kipling, by subverting his overpraised novel Kim. Kipling's tale of the nineteenth-century British boy who grows up for some years as an Indian, wanders the streets picking up the languages, the habits, and the insights of the land, is restored to Englishness, and then returns years later as a British officer uniquely equipped to play the “Great Game” on behalf of the Raj seemed to me ripe for reversal. How about a novel, I mused, about an Indian boy — let us call him Mik — who, as a result of an albino birth or advanced leucoderma, is pale enough to pass off as a member of the melanin-deficient race that ruled us for two centuries? Mik might grow up in a British cantonment, be trained to rule at some British institution like Haileybury or Camberley, imbibe the ideas and attitudes (and understand the weaknesses) of the colonials, and then come back to India, rediscover his family and his roots, and turn his intimate knowledge of the oppressors against them as a fiery nationalist. I played with the notion for a while, but never got around to writing it.